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TOP 10 PICTURE SEARCHES
1. Britney Spears 6. Lindsay Lohan
2. Beckham 7. Christina Aguilera
3. Paris Hilton 8. Salma Hayek
4. Beyonce Knowles 9. Jessica Simpson
5. Pamela Anderson 10. Scarlett Johansson
 
- Leona Lewis and Lily Allen triumph at Glamour Awards

- Britney Sears' son 'in hospital after seizure'

- Dannii Minogue reveals Simon Cowell feud

- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt toned down photoshoot

- Blake Fielder-Civil vows to clean up

- Sandra Bullock's husband sued for Fraud

- Katy Perry 'hurt' by knife controversy

- Sarah Harding to wed?

- S Club 7 reform

- Paris Hilton's plastic surgery vow

- Charlize Theron settles lawsuit with watchmaker

- Heather Mills in hot water over pool

- Kylie Minogue's bags stolen

- Gary Barlow and stars to climb Klimanjaro

- Enrique Iglesias laughs off 'hilarious' affair allegations

- Grieving Jennifer Hudson cannot return to crime scene

- Simon Cowell gets lifetime achievement award

- David Beckham: 'money is killing sport'

- Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen book signing sparks protest

- Britney Spears' father has been named permanent conservator over his daughter

- Nicole Kidman has admitted she can't stop crying

- Mike Myers is making fun of his British heritage

- Celebrity Big Brother winner Chantelle Houghton's marriage was a sham

- Things are going from BAG to worse for Peter Andre

- Kate Hudson gets the cops called on her

- Kerry Katona smoked before plastic surgery despite doctors warnings

- Jennifer Hudson's missing nephew feared to have been found dead

- Matt Damon has thrown his weight behind presidential election

- Angelina Jolie to marry Brad Pitt because of pressure from their kids?

- Phillip Schofield has hit back at Kerry Katona's husband

- Lindsay Lohan cuts pictures of herself out of tabloids

- Beckhams to quit US within months?

- Guy Ritchie already moved on from Madonna?

- Russell Brand received death threat after MTV Awards

- Paris Hilton flirting with Prince William?

- Britney Spears case a mistrial

- Gwyneth Paltrow says pal Madonna is 'doing well'

- Madonna devastated by 'gold digger' Guy Ritchie

- Nelly Furtado has revealed she secretly got married three months ago

- Jurors have failed to reach a verdict in the Britney Spears

- Madonna had secret rendezvous with rumoured love interest

- David Duchovny and Tea Leoni have split

- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt have already planned their next child

- Mel B: 'I don't need a bodyguard'

- Travis Barker blasts absent wife over care comments

- Jennifer Love Hewitt jumps to dancer's defence over weighty issue

- Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes planning New Year in the Middle East?

- Victoria & David Beckham's staff arrested for theft

- Christian Slater opens up about is drink and drugs hell

- Simon Cowell's $36 million salary sparks controversy

4th August 2007

* VEDDER KICKS OFF LOLLAPALOOZA
A surprise appearance by PEARL JAM legend EDDIE VEDDER kicked off the
Lollapalooza music festival on Friday  when he appeared on stage with
BEN HARPER at Chicago's Grant Park.
  The rock veteran was introduced by "special friend" Harper at the three-day
American festival, before performing a special sit-down set with the ecstatic
audience.
  Texas-based symphonic rockers The Polyphonic Spree also wowed the crowd with
a choral rendition of Nirvana's Lithium in a performance complete with
tapdancers, while British band The Fratellis, M.I.A., The Rapture and LCD
Soundsystem also took to the stage.
  The first day of festivities was brought to a resounding close by French
electronic duo Daft Punk, who shut the night down with an explosive act that
included a psychedelic light show.
  Lollapalooza will end on Sunday . 


* MADONNA ADOPTION OFFICIALS 'CAN'T AFFORD' FLIGHT TO LONDON
Pop superstar MADONNA's plans to complete the adoption process for baby David
Banda have suffered a setback - because Malawian child welfare authorities
can't afford the flight to the U.K.
  A welfare officer from the 23-month-old's native country was expected to
travel to London in May  to determine whether Banda can be officially
adopted by the Music hitmaker and her husband Guy Ritchie, who brought him back
to the U.K. from a Malawian orphanage last October .
  But Penston Kilembe, the director of Malawi's child welfare services, admits
the authorities have faced financial difficulties which have forced them to
postpone their official visit until later this year .
  He says, "We have been unable to travel because of logistical problems. You
know it requires some resources for me to travel."
  However, Kilembe hinted the Hollywood couple have already met all of their
adoption requirements.
  He adds, "What we expect  is that the child must be
provided all the necessities of basic needs for him to grow up."
  Kilembe hopes to make the trip to the U.K. by the end of this month .



* SISTER OF MASSACRE VICTIM UPSET ABOUT NAS SHOW
LATEST: The sister of a student killed by gunman SEUNG HUI CHO has spoken out
about the inclusion of rapper NAS in an upcoming Virginia Tech benefit
concert.
  Following reports that families of seven of the April  massacre's victims
are unhappy about Nas playing at the upcoming 'spirit-lifting' concert, Alicia
Farrell feels a performance by the rapper - whose songs include Got Ur Self
A...  and Shoot 'Em Up - will be "inappropriate".
  Farrell, whose brother Jarrett Lane was among the 32 people slain by gunman
Seung Hui Cho, says, "My issue is not with Nas or his lyrics in any other
place, but this is an opportunity for healing in the community.
  "It's the most inappropriate thing I could imagine hearing at such an
event."
  The concert, which is also slated to feature performances by the Dave
Matthews Band and John Mayer, will take place on 6 September . Organisers
state they have no plans to revise the line-up. 


*** SPOILER ALERT ***
* WILLIAMS AND BECKHAM TO PLAY DESPERATE GAY COUPLE?
British pop star ROBBIE WILLIAMS and soccer ace DAVID BECKHAM are set to star
in DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - as a gay couple, according to reports.
  The pair, who both currently reside in Los Angeles, are show creator Marc
Cherry's top choices to play the best friends of another homosexual couple -
the latest characters to move into Wisteria Lane.
  Cherry says, "David and Robbie are perfect to star as the new neighbours'
best friends; the gorgeous, eccentric couple flown over from Blighty
.
  "We haven't had that kind of wow for the wives since Jesse Metcalfe left and
we want it to cause such a stir when they turn out to be together.
  "David's keen, but though the obvious choice was to work with Tom Cruise, we
wanted someone who matches him in height and well, Britishness, so Robbie is
the one. They're both funny, game for a laugh and ridiculously macho, so it
should work wonderfully... the English are pitch-perfect for sending themselves
up." 


* CRISS: 'KISS REUNION WILL HAVE TO BE FAIR'
Rocker PETER CRISS insists a full KISS reunion is unlikely - until band leaders
PAUL STANLEY and GENE SIMMONS agree to share the wealth.
  The drummer admits he was "distraught" when the last reunion ended badly with
financial squabbles and bitterness - because he had hoped it would be a great
chance to end the Kiss story.
  Bitter Criss says, "We repeated history. It's like we had a great chance to
make it right... and it didn't happen.
  "I would have loved to walk away hugging and kissing and really feeling like
champions.
  " it would have to be fair baseball. It really would. For me, it would
have to be really fair. And you know what I'm talking about. It would have to
be fair... One, two, three, four - fair. Everybody walks away fair. Nobody
walks away with more than the others." 


* WINEHOUSE VOWS TO STOP MISSING GIGS AFTER FATHER'S STERN WORDS
British singer AMY WINEHOUSE has vowed not to miss any more concerts, after she
was chastised by her father for her "bad" behaviour. 
  The Rehab star has disappointed fans by cancelling countless gigs this year
, and she admits she still "gets into trouble" with her father Mitch, who
has ordered her to stop cancelling performances.
  She says, "Yes I've been bad. And yes I still get the odd rollicking  from my dad.
  "In fact, he sat me down the other day and gave me a talking to about missing
gigs. I got into trouble, but I'm not gonna do that any more." 


* McFADDEN BATTLES KATONA FOR CUSTODY OF KIDS
Irish pop star BRIAN McFADDEN has appealed for full custody of his children
from ex-wife KERRY KATONA, because he is worried about their welfare.
  The former Westlife singer, 27, took his appeal to Taunton County Court in
Somerset, England, on Friday , after becoming concerned about the
well-being of Molly, five, and Lily-Sue, four, following Katona's run in with
armed robbers at her Cheshire mansion last month .
  The British reality TV star and magazine columnist, 26, checked into London's
The Priory clinic shortly after the ordeal.
  The couple have shared joint custody of their two children since their split
in 2004 after 21 months of marriage.
  The kids have been staying with McFadden's mother Mairead for the last few
weeks while Katona seeks professional counselling, but the McFaddens believe
the kids are safer living with their paternal grandmother at her home in
Ireland and have launched legal proceedings to secure full custody of the
girls.
  A source tells Britain's The Sun newspaper: " is not trying to
persecute Kerry. But his whole family are concerned for the girls' well-being
after the break-in. They have tried to talk to Kerry but all she does it scream
and cry and shout down the phone.
  "Communication has completely broken down. They just want what is best for
the girls." 


* WILLIAMS IS 'DEPRESSED' BY CRACKED RIB
British pop star ROBBIE WILLIAMS is feeling depressed after suffering a broken
rib in a recent boxing match - because the injury means he is unable to play
soccer for the next three months.
  The Angels hitmaker, who is also recovering from a knee injury, is
"devastated" he won't be able to join his Los Angeles soccer team LA Vale for
their upcoming matches, and admits he is "beyond depressed" about being out of
action.
  He says, "I'm beyond depressed. I've been told I'll be out for one to three
months. I'm beyond gutted. I'm devastated." 


* THE THINGS THEY SAY:
"I think we are kind of stuck together forever... There will always be BLUR
somehow or other, I think." ALEX JAMES dismisses reports his band are on the
verge of splitting up. 


* THE THINGS THEY SAY:
"I can't listen to Sit Down, it makes me feel sick." ARCTIC MONKEYS star MATT
HELDERS has a physical reaction each time he hears JAMES' 1991 hit song.


* RHAMES' DOG VICTIM SUFFERED FROM HEART ATTACK
LATEST: The caretaker attacked by dogs reportedly belonging to VING RHAMES died
from a heart attack, police have claimed.
  The deceased man, who has yet to be named, was pronounced dead on the scene
in front of Rhames' Brentwood, California, home on Friday  morning.
  The Pulp Fiction star was not at home at the time of the mauling, and is
thought to be out of the country shooting a movie.
  Authorities have taken away four large dogs - three mastiffs and one bulldog
- but cops believe the man is likely to have suffered a cardiac arrest as he
was running away from the canines, because none of the wounds from the attack
appear to have been life threatening.
  TMZ.com claims the 40-year-old man had been working as a live-in caretaker
for Rhames for two years and had been caring and feeding the dogs every day.
  It is still not known who made the emergency call to police as nobody was on
the property when authorities arrived at the scene. 


* ANDERSON QUITS HOLLYWOOD FOR MAGIC SHOWS
PAMELA ANDERSON has consigned her acting career to the history books - because
she prefers her new job as a magician's assistant.
  The former Baywatch babe voiced her plans to quit Hollywood in a recent
posting on her website, revealing she loves her "glamorous" role alongside
illusionist Hans Klok so much, she's signed up to stay on at his Las Vegas
magic show until the end of the year .
  She says, "I love theatre. My entrance broke on stage tonight. Crazy. But
those are the moments. I'm having the best time. I want to be in Vegas forever.
So glamorous.
  "I'm rehearsing another illusion tonight. I'm definitely staying till
December. Then who knows? No more TV or film. This is what I love doing. It's
so over the top." 


* SUVARI 'DOES A BRITNEY'
Actress MENA SUVARI has followed in the footsteps of troubled star BRITNEY
SPEARS - she's shaved off her long blonde locks.
  The American Beauty star unveiled her new look while dining with friends at a
Beverly Hills eatery - and her latest hairstyle bears an uncanny resemblance to
Spears' buzz cut.
  Spears stunned the world when she shaved off all her hair in full view of
paparazzi camera crews at a Los Angeles salon in February . 


* TRUMP REACHES OUT TO DINA LOHAN
U.S. property tycoon DONALD TRUMP has reached out to LINDSAY LOHAN's mother
DINA, after previously advising the actress to "get a new set of parents" as
part of her ongoing recovery.
  Trump blasted Dina's parenting skills during an interview with the New York
Post the day after the Mean Girls star was arrested for drink-driving and
cocaine possession  - and Lohan Snr responded by releasing a statement
expressing her "disappointment" at Trump's words.
  But, in a surprising turnaround, Trump is now lending his support to the
troubled actress and her mother.
  He tells Access Hollywood, "Dina's a terrific woman as far as I'm
concerned... I hope everything works out for Lindsay because Lindsay's got a
lot going for her in the positive sense." 


* CROWE'S LOVE-IN UPSETS RUGBY HARD MAN
RUSSELL CROWE has come under fire from a rugby rival - for telling players at
the team he co-owns that he loves them.
  Former South Sydney rugby league club players like tough guy John Sattler
were stunned when they watched the actor hugging players and "sharing the love"
in a new Australian TV documentary.
  Angry Sattler says, "It's a lot of bulls**t."
  The retired player admits he was particularly offended when Crowe was seen
hugging star Dean Withers in one scene.
  He tells the Sydney Daily Telegraph, "Imagine me walking up to 
John O'Neill and saying I loved him and giving him a hug.
  "He'd run. We had coaches like Clive Churchill and Bernie Purcell. They never
said they loved us even when we won four premierships." 


* SCOTTISH TV PRODUCER STEEL DIES
Scottish television producer and writer TOM STEEL has died. He was 64.
  The Life and Death of St Kilda writer passed away on 21 July  in London.
  Steel, who was married three times, was championed for his contribution to
Scottish culture.
  In 1984, he produced Scotland's Story, a revered 24-part drama-documentary
series which earned Steel critical acclaim. 
  He is survived by his writer wife of 18 years, Peta Van den Bergh.


* LANGHAM'S WIFE CONSIDERING DIVORCE?
LATEST: British comedy star CHRIS LANGHAM's wife CHRISTINE is considering
divorcing her spouse after he was convicted on 15 counts of child pornography.
  The former actress is reportedly so sickened by her husband's offences she is
contemplating putting an end to their marriage.
  A source tells Britain's The Sun newspaper: "She had no idea of what he was
doing until he was arrested and she did not know many of the details until the
court case.
  "To say she is heartbroken is an understatement. Chris has begged her to
stand by him but she has not decided what she is going to do."
  But Christine appears to be in two minds about a divorce, showing she still
cares for the actor by visiting him at Elmley Prison on the Isle of Sheppey in
Kent on Friday .
  She was later photographed smiling as she emerged from the 20-minute visit -
her first since Langham was found guilty on Thursday .
  The actor will be sentenced on 14 September . 


* FISCHER READY TO SHOOT THE OFFICE AFTER BACK FRACTURES
Actress JENNA FISCHER is ready to start shooting the new season of U.S. TV hit
THE OFFICE, almost three months after she fractured her back in four places.
  The 33-year-old injured herself when she fell down a flight of stairs at New
York club Buddakan on 15 May .
  Doctors advised her to rest for 12 weeks, and, although Fischer is still
suffering, she's all set to start filming.
  She tells People.com, "I'm still sore. I have good days and so-so days. I'm
definitely able to work.
  "Truthfully, I'm not in a lot of pain anymore. It's more some discomfort. I
don't have a headache, but I would say it's comparable to having a low-grade
headache."
  However, Fischer admits she has a way to go to full recovery.
  She adds, "There are little things all the time that I don't realise I can't
do until I try to do them, like parallel-park my car. It's the twisting behind
me. It's certain muscles that you're not sure about yet.
  "I'm just going to try to roll with it. Everyone is so supportive and
concerned. I know it's going to be OK." 


* THE THINGS THEY SAY:
"If you can't be a mother, then don't be - and let somebody who can." Actress
and new mum JAIME PRESSLY has words of advice for pop superstar BRITNEY SPEARS.


* THE THINGS THEY SAY:
"People who have car collections - I never understood that. I always thought
that was unnecessary. It's not beautiful, it's not creative. It's just showing
how much money you've got." HARRY POTTER star DANIEL RADCLIFFE has no plans to
own a fleet of cars. 

* SPEARS REHIRES ALLI SIMS
BRITNEY SPEARS has rehired cousin ALLI SIMS as her assistant after sidekick
SHANNON FUNK was sacked last month .
  Sims dined with Spears and a mystery man at Winston's in West Hollywood on
Thursday  after the pop star asked her cousin to assist her until she
finds someone full-time.
  Sims, who quit Britney's employ to concentrate on her singing career,
agreed.
  A source says, "Britney and Alli split on really good terms and Alli was very
good at her job, so Britney wanted her back almost as soon as she'd quit.
  "Britney was particularly impressed when Alli stood up for and insisted she
was a great mom in a recent interview with People magazine. She knows Alli is
someone she can trust." 


* TAKING BACK SUNDAY DRUMMER QUITS TOUR WITH BACK INJURY
TAKING BACK SUNDAY drummer MARK O'CONNELL has been forced to quit LINKIN PARK's
Projekt Revolution tour after suffering a herniated disc in his back.
  The rocker underwent Magnetic Resonance Imaging  earlier this week
 and has been advised to return home for treatment until further
notice.
  Former Matchbook Romance drummer Aaron Stern, who has toured with Taking Back
Sunday in the past, will replace O'Connell while he is undergoing treatment and
recovering.
  In a statement, the injured rocker says, "I'm really sorry. I feel like I'm
letting people down. I'm hoping to feel better and be back as soon as
possible." 


* PARENTS OF VIRGINIA TECH MASSACRE VICTIMS UPSET BY NAS SHOW
The parents of the students killed during the Virginia Tech university massacre
are calling for the promoters of an upcoming benefit concert to wipe NAS' name
off the bill - because they feel his lyrics are inappropriate.
  Nas was announced as one of the performers at the upcoming free concert,
which has been organised to "lift the spirits" of the Virginia Tech community,
but the parents of victims are asking organisers to reconsider the line-up.
  Vincent J. Bove, who claims to be spokesman for seven of the victims'
families, claims Nas' inclusion is disrespectful because the rapper's violent
lyrics won't set a good tone at the event.
  Bove claims Nas' lyrics are "indicative of the moral decay in our society
that contributes to acts of violence.
  "For a university official to condone it or to be clueless of what this
person's track record is, it's unconscionable beyond belief."
  The concert, which is also to feature the Dave Matthews Band and John Mayer,
will take place on 6 September . Organisers state they have no plans to
revise the line-up.
  Thirty-two people were shot dead at the Blacksburg, Virginia university when
student Seung-Hui Cho staged a rampage, before killing himself in April .


* COVERDALE SCARED BY BEAR INTRUSION
WHITESNAKE frontman DAVID COVERDALE was recently forced to fight off a "huge"
black bear that entered his property in Lake Tahoe, Nevada.
  The rocker admits bear intrusions have become something he worries about
daily - but he hopes he never has to chase one out of his home again.
  In a post on his website, the Here I Go Again singer recalls, "It appears we
have a very real problem."
  Coverdale estimates one smaller bear broke into the swimming pool area of his
home and took a swim before breaking through a window in a guest bedroom.
  The rocker adds, "Fortunately the guest left... but, unfortunately, left the
sliding glass door open. This is where the  bear came in.
  "I was in my office on the same floor, thank God, when Jaz  burst
in saying he'd heard something in the pool. I paged the house for my assistant
Mikey, grabbed an air horn canister and ran out of my office just as the bear's
head came out of the room.
  "Jesus, he was big... I ran toward him screaming, firing off the air horn and
shocked the buggery out of him... He turned and scarpered out the way he came.
I chased him into the garden and saw his size... Thank God he ran off... No way
was I gonna wrestle this bugger!"
  Coverdale reveals he has now installed a "big bear trap" in his garden and is
in "major lockdown" inside his home. 


* DIXIE CHICK SET FOR BIG SCREEN MOVIE DEBUT
Outspoken DIXIE CHICKS star NATALIE MAINES is heading to the big screen - as a
prison nurse.
  The singer will make her big screen debut in upcoming movie Stealing Cars.
  Director Michael Skolnik reportedly cast Maines after seeing her in the Dixie
Chicks documentary, Shut Up and Sing. 


* PLANT & KRAUSS TEAM UP FOR NEW ALBUM
Former LED ZEPPELIN singer ROBERT PLANT is teaming up with bluegrass star
ALISON KRAUSS for an album of cover songs.
  The pair, who met seven years ago and played together at a Leadbelly tribute
concert in 2004, has been planning to record new disc Raising Sand for years.
  Among the songs tackled are Gene Clark's Polly, Tom Waits' Trampled Rose and
Please Read The Letter, which originally appeared on Plant's 1999 album with
Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page, Walking Into Clarksdale.
  Raising Sand is due for release in October . 


* VILLAGE PEOPLE STAR KEEN TO PLAY DOWN GAY TAG
New VILLAGE PEOPLE frontman RAY SIMPSON is keen to play down the group's gay
past when they launch a comeback later this month  - because he doesn't
want them just to play camp clubs.
  The singer, who now fronts the revamped Y.M.C.A. group, admits he's
frustrated that the band is given credit for being nothing more than gay
icons.
  He says, " straight, gay, Catholic, Protestant...
It's black, white, Indian, it's a very diverse group.
  "Thank goodness that we're embraced by a lot of different people and a lot of
different groups. The only way that you can actually exist... is by having
mutual respect for each other and respecting the differences." 


* KORN DRUMMER QUIT BECAUSE OF BAND DEMANDS
Former KORN star TERRY BOZZIO quit the group because his bandmates refused to
make him a full-time member.
  The drummer quit earlier this year  after failing to convince founders
Jonathan Davis and James 'Munky' Shaffer to take him on as a bona-fide
bandmate.
  Shaffer reveals, "There were certain demands that he made. We weren't ready
to meet those demands. We just brought him in to write.
  "It's like some chick that you hang out with and all of a sudden they want to
move in. What do you say to that? 'You were supposed to stay for the weekend,
but you moved in all your .' It was kind of like that.
  "He was a great guy and a phenomenal drummer but the demands that he made
were offensive. He wanted to be a member of the band, and that included
ownership.
  "We were like, 'What, you want to have 25 per cent of everything?' We can't
just sign away the right to music on a whim."
  Bozzio quit the heavy rockers in April , after he replaced David Silveria
in December. 


* CORNELL KEEN ON SOUNDGARDEN RARITIES ALBUM
Rocker CHRIS CORNELL is calling on former SOUNDGARDEN bandmate KIM THAYIL to
follow through with his promise to release the band's rarest material - because
he'd love to hear it again.
  The former Audioslave frontman insists a Soundgarden reunion is unlikely, but
he's all for Thayil's plans to compile the grunge group's unreleased gems for
an upcoming album.
  Cornell says, "I've left that in Kim's world, because Kim had always talked
about wanting to be in charge of doing, like, a box set or a B-sides album.
  "That was something that he had mentioned years ago, and I'm sure at some
point he will want to do it.
  "I don't know how much actual unreleased stuff is out there, but there's
definitely some Soundgarden rarities stuff that the average fan has not heard
and it would be nice to put out."
  Soundgarden split in 1997. 


* TUCKER'S PERSONAL ITEMS RETURNED AFTER EX-FIANCE'S TRUCK DASH
A truck load of country star TANYA TUCKER's clothes and jewellery has been
recovered after her ex-fiance drove off with it.
  Jerry Laseter reportedly stole the U-Haul truck containing the personal items
last month , while Tucker and her entourage were travelling from
Nashville to Malibu, California, where she is setting up a new home.
  The empty U-Haul was later recovered in Las Vegas and the wardrobe and
jewellery items were found shortly afterwards.
  Laseter was arrested and charged with felony theft on 28 July  in Las
Vegas. He was released on bail. 


* FASCINATING FACT:
Former SAVAGE GARDEN star DARREN HAYES' new video features a cameo by SYLVESTER
STALLONE's ex JANICE DICKINSON. 


* THE THINGS THEY SAY:
"I once said I'd only do it if it cured cancer. And that's still how I feel."
DARREN HAYES insists a SAVAGE GARDEN reunion is unlikely. 


* MURPHY FIRES BACK AT MEL B IN STATEMENT
EDDIE MURPHY has hit back at former girlfriend MEL B's claims they planned to
start a family together.
  The Spice Girls star insisted her four-month-old baby, Angel Iris, was no
mistake during a press conference held after she filed paternity papers against
Murphy in Los Angeles earlier this week .
  She said, "She  will always know that she was planned and wanted
by the both of us."
  But actor/comedian Murphy has begged to differ in a statement released on
Friday , in which he responds to his exgirlfriend's legal attack on
him.
  The statement reads, "Eddie Murphy always has and will continue to honour his
responsibilities as a father. Mr. Murphy and Ms. Brown dated very briefly and
never made any plans of ANY sort.
  "He acknowledges paternity of the child Angel, and has paid child support to
Ms. Brown as well as covering the expenses of her pregnancy.
  "Mr. Murphy views this as a private matter and as such, will not be making
any further comments about it."
  Baby Angel was born on 3 April  and a subsequent DNA test established
Murphy, who is now engaged to producer Tracey Edmonds, as the father.
  The statement from the actor/comedian comes a day after Brown and Murphy's
ex-wife Nicole were spotted dining together at Hollywood restaurant The Ivy.



* RHAMES CARETAKER KILLED BY DOGS
Dogs reportedly belonging to PULP FICTION star VING RHAMES have attacked and
killed a caretaker at the actor's Brentwood, California home.
  The deceased man, who has yet to be named, was pronounced dead on the scene
in front of Rhames' property on Friday  morning.
  Rhames was not at home at the time of the mauling, and is thought to be out
of the country shooting a movie.
  Police spokeswoman Sandra Gonzalez says, "We found the body of a male,
approximately 40 years old, on the front lawn, who had been mauled by dogs."
  Animal control officers have taken away four dogs - three mastiffs and one
bulldog - which police report were "the size of lions".
  As WENN went to press it was not known who made the emergency call to police
as nobody was on the property when police arrived at the scene. 


* ROBERTS UNDERGOES CANCER SURGERY
LATEST: U.S. news anchor ROBIN ROBERTS has undergone "very successful" surgery
to remove a cancerous growth from her breast.
  The Good Morning America presenter, who announced she was suffering from the
disease on the breakfast show earlier this week , was operated on
by doctors in New York on Friday .
  Roberts, 47, admitted she was inspired to go for a cancer screening following
the death of her co-host Joel Siegel, who passed away from colon cancer last
month . 


* RICHIE HAS NO PROBLEMS GAINING BABY WEIGHT
Super-skinny socialite NICOLE RICHIE has no fears about gaining weight now
she's pregnant with her first child, insisting she'll happily balloon 50 pounds
if that's what her baby needs.
  Richie, who is four months pregnant with boyfriend Joel Madden's child,
insists her wild partying, drug-taking days are behind her and now all she
wants to be is a good mum.
  And, with that, she has no concerns about her changing image.
  Richie claims to have gained 10 pounds already and says, "To me, numbers
don't mean anything. If I gain 40 pounds, if I gain 50 pounds, then that's
obviously what my body needs to do. I'm totally OK with that." 


* LOST DANES FEARED FOOLISH DEATH DURING SCOTTISH STROLL
Actress CLAIRE DANES feared the worst when she became lost on a remote Scottish
island after taking what she thought was a leisurely stroll.
  The 28-year-old was on the Isle Of Skye shooting new movie Stardust when a
short walk turned into a nightmare.
  She says, "I decided to go for a walk one afternoon on the hotel grounds
where we were staying on the Isle Of Skye. About an hour later I realised I was
a little lost maybe and then an hour after that I realised I was devastatingly
lost.
  "The weather is pretty erratic there. It started to rain, and then it started
to pour, and then it started to rain horizontally at me. I was scared. It was
getting dark and the sun was setting.
  "Occasionally, I would see a house in the distance and I would work up the
courage to knock on the house and ask to use the phone or something. And I
would get there and all the windows would be smashed and the house would be
vacant.
  "I was starting to get spooked. In my head I saw these headlines: 'Idiotic
American Actress Found Dead'. I couldn't see the hotel, I couldn't see
anything. It was totally desolate and barren.
  "Finally, after about three hours, I happened upon a road that was paved. And
20 minutes later, a car passed by and I flagged it down in hysterics. He  was
very sweet and asked where I was staying and I'd completely
forgotten. I was just in such a panic, my mind went blank.
  "It's such a tiny town and there were only two hotels to choose from and he
dropped me in one and it was the right one." 


* HARTNETT NOT READY FOR FATHERHOOD
Movie hunk JOSH HARTNETT has learned he's not ready to be a father after
playing one for the first time.
  The Pearl Harbor actor admits he grew very close to his onscreen son, Dakota
Goyo, in new film Resurrecting The Champ, but the actor was relieved when he
could hand the kid back to his mum at the end of each working day.
  Hartnett says, "I developed a connection with the kid. The third day he was
already putting his arms around my leg and attached himself to me. He was
sweet.
  "He was a kid, really squirrely and ran around a lot so we just goofed
around. At the end of the day I got to give him back to his mom, so I was saved
some of the parenting aspects.
  "I don't think I'm ready yet. I think I've got a little bit of time left in
me before I become a parent." 


* PITT & JOLIE TO APPEAR ON NEW AUSSIE STAMP
BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE are to feature on a new Australia Post stamp.
  The Hollywood couple recently helped New Idea magazine break sales records
when they featured on the cover - and the same image will be used for the new
stamps.
  The image features a smiling Pitt and Jolie with their newborn baby girl
Shiloh. 


* DAMON PERFECTED BOURNE'S TIRED LOOK BY BABYSITTING
MATT DAMON credits his baby with helping him achieve the worn-out look of a man
on the run in THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM - the little girl kept him awake at night as
he was shooting the sequel.
  Damon's wife Luciana gave birth to daughter Isabella in June 2006, just
before the actor began filming The Bourne Ultimatum.
  He says, "I look so exhausted... Even if I tried to have a methodical
sleep-deprivation look in the film, it wouldn't be as authentic as me being up
all night with a crying baby at home." 


* DANES LEFT SHOCKED BY GOLDEN GIRL SURPRISE
Actress CLAIRE DANES was left stunned during a U.S. TV interview on Thursday
 when the star of her favourite sitcom came to greet her after the
actress gushed about the show she loves.
  The Shopgirl star started cooing about her fondness for The Golden Girls
during an appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno and was left temporarily
speechless as the sitcom's star, Betty White, appeared before her.
  Danes was telling host Leno she constantly watches re-runs of the beloved
show, which ran from 1985 to 1992, when the surprise took place.
  She said, "I like TV a lot. I'm a big fan of The Golden Girls. I watch it
avidly, I'm a big follower. I went  as a Golden Girl to Halloween
one year."
  Leno then asked Danes if she had ever met White, to which the actress
replied, "No, I don't know if I would be able to breathe or speak. I love that
show."
  At that point, 85-year-old White appeared from backstage and presented a
shocked Danes with a DVD boxset of seasons one and two of The Golden Girls.
  Danes told White, "That is the most thrilling thing I think I've ever
experienced." 


* THE THINGS THEY SAY:
"I'm madly in love. He just brought light to my life. I feel lucky every
morning when I wake up and see him." Actress ALI LARTER on her new mystery man.



* OSCAR-WINNING MAKE-UP MAESTRO TUTTLE DIES
Veteran make-up artist WILLIAM J. TUTTLE has died of complications relating to
old age. He was 95.
  Tuttle passed away at his home in Pacific Palisades, California.
  Tuttle was the first make-up artist to win an Oscar - his groundbreaking work
on 1964's 7 Faces Of Dr. Lao prompted officials to give him an honorary Academy
Award in 1965.
  The first competitive Oscar for make-up was won in 1982 by Rick Baker for An
American Werewolf In London.
  Tuttle is survived by his wife of 40 years, Anita A. Tuttle, and a daughter,
Teresa. 


* FASCINATING FACT:
PARIS HILTON has named her new pet dog JIMI HENDRIX. 


* THE THINGS THEY SAY:
"When they say there's no film in the camera, there really is!" Original sex
tape star PAMELA ANDERSON warns girls not to believe rockers who insist cameras
capturing naked romps on boats are empty.
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