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Brand sorry for 'offensive' phone prank

17 July 2008 

British comedian RUSSELL BRAND has been forced to apologise over a recent phone prank - in which he claimed to have information about a serial sex attacker.
 
Detectives in the city of Northampton, England issued warnings to women in the area following a spate of violent rapes, and cops are currently appealing for information about the incidents.
 
Brand incurred the wrath of the police force by making a prank call to emergency services during a stand-up routine in the city on Saturday (12Jul08) - claming to have spotted the sex attacker.
 
The Forgetting Sarah Marshall star reportedly told the audience to be quiet while he made the call on stage, telling the police phone operator, "I've got some information for you. I've seen a gentleman who fits that description.
 
"He was wearing a lime-green top and polka-dot trousers. I thought, 'Well, look at the state of him.' He looked like (children's TV presenter) Timmy Mallett."
 
And now the funnyman has issued an apology over the incident.
 
He says in a statement, "I appreciate the seriousness of the issue and I am devastated by the possibility that I may have offended vulnerable people. I maintain that through discourse we can illuminate these dark behaviours but that ought not to be at the expense of people's feelings."

COMMENT ON THIS STORY
Name
Comment
Name:geoffrey ogunleye
25/07/2008
at least he apologized for his behaviour. he is a great entertainer and outrageously funneeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Name:Fran
23/07/2008
I agree with Jennie, he should have been charged with wasting police time, anyone else would be! I'm sick of these moronic "celebs" thinking they are above the law.
Name:Stravaigin Sword
23/07/2008
Talentless, Moronic, Sub-normal Piece of human detritis that appeals to a section of the British Public that regards having an F on a GCSE (or whatever the f*ck they are called now) is an achievement. His place in modern day entertainment is assured as he reflects the status quo of the majority of British people to a T. As I don't own or watch TV he should have a 24-hour a day live program on the British Imbecillic Broadcasting Corporation which would keep him off the streets and provide ample opportunity for his similarly imbecillic following to leave the byeways clear of their unwashed, unkempt appearance and murthering (sic) of the English Language. Euthenasia should be compulsory for him and his ilk - and for Journalists who propogate his continuing blight by writing about him. Next time I'll say what I really think about his type of detritus.
Name:Vicki
23/07/2008
What a prat! Why does he think that is funny....
Name:me
19/07/2008
how funny is that
Name:Tony
18/07/2008
What a dipstick, he is a totally overated eejit that has had far more than his five minutes of fame. the only way to keep the spotlight upon his dubious talents is to recourse to imbecilic behaviour, that would be better observed in a playground.
Name:Shocked.
18/07/2008
I am disappointed that people who are being paid very good money to entertain, can sink so low.Why do people pay to listen to overpayed stars!!!! uttering so called jokes and usually using foul language.
Name:Lala lala lola
18/07/2008
I quite liked him until I heard this, he's quite unique and a bit crazy so I thought he was great! I even came to the conclusion that he was quite intelligent after watching a do****entary type programme he filmed and seeing him being interviewed...but to do something so stupid and childlike I'm having second thoughts about his mentality!
Name:Jennie
18/07/2008
Idiot, he should have been arrested for wasting police time. There is humour and there is stupidity. PS buy a comb
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